with your own penis?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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