Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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