I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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