You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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