How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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