I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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