Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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