never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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