i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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