dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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