I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I'm passing your future prison.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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