Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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