i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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