i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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