i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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