i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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