Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Boobs are out for the taking
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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