I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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