Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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