I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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