go do what you do best...puke behind churches
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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