I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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