Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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