i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
bring money and cleavage
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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