i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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