overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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