The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
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