forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
tequila makes me forget i have legs
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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