Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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