Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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