Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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