I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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