she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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