Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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