I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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