After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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