After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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