Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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