That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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