If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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