Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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