ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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