i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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