butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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