Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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