They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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