And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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