thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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