At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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