i barfeds in our rink
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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