yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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